My best friend is going to get married next weekend and my own version of Brad Pitt is going to be there with his sexy tuxido.
I’ve kept a wonderful “Valentino” for this ocassion but I was really horrified when I realised that I’ve gained a few kilos and the dress does not fit me any more, and now I look like a MORSE!.
WHAT CAN I DO????
The fatty desperate sausage.